Little Notes

March 9, 2015 / File under > Writing


I liked high school probably a little bit more than most people. I spent the first 3 years super awkward, mostly focused on dealing with an undiagnosed OCD, taking Accutane and playing sports, while my Senior year was, when pimples disappeared, I did the morning announcements and I lost some weight, a much better time. For someone who would later deal with a lot of depression, I have to admit, I got out of high school relatively unscathed.

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DJ or Star Trek Name?

March 9, 2015 / File under > FunnyOrDie Writing


For FunnyOrDie, I put together one of my favorite games, DJ or Star Trek name. It’s a difficult game.

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The Last Word on Chet Haze

March 9, 2015 / File under > Writing


If you’re late to the weird Internet exchange between myself and Tom Hanks’s son, Chester Hanks, who inexplicably is a rapper who goes by the name “Chet Haze,” then you can catch up herehere or here. And in the end, we’re exactly in the spot I feared, Chester has compeletly chickened out of a competition he suggested – and here’s how…

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Tatanka: The Pride of American Indian Pro Wrestling

March 9, 2015 / File under > Writing


Every Thanksgiving I think of the same story that went down during my short stint as a writer on WWE’s weekly live wrestling show, RAW. During my 5-6 months creating ridiculous dialogue and storylines for pro wrestlers, I obviously found myself in some pretty crazy situations, most are folklore only told when I’m drunk around friends, but some can’t be held back no matter how hard I try. You see, every last Thursday of November, one moment from my time near the squared circle can not be forgotten, and that story involves the Native American warrior known as Tatanka.

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