Tagged: Kanye West Owes Me $300


New pin giveaway

May 18, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300

If you preorder my book right now, you can get this second pin FOR FREE. It’s me and Kanye back in 2000 looking young (and optimistic) af. BEST FRIENDS FOREVER (he didn’t owe me money yet). All you have to do is preorder a copy, and then CLICK HERE.


Sam Roberts Sirius XM Show

April 30, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300 Podcast

I was stoked to guest on Sam Robert’s Sirius XM radio show, which is now available to hear, in full, online. It’s an hour long interview covering basically everything I’ve ever done and everyone I’ve ever known.



food is the new rock podcast

April 30, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300 Podcast

I had a lot of fun over on the Food is the New Rock podcast with Zach Brooks. We talk a lot about Hot Karl, Judaism and food in general.



book giveaway

April 26, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300

I am giving away 10 free advance copies of my book, Kanye West Owes Me $300. Just go to my Twitter, and RT the pinned tweet announcing the contest. And pray a bunch.


hot karl in Rolling Stone

April 18, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300 Music

My song with Kanye West, “Armand Assante,” was listed in an article about 20 Songs You Didn’t Know Kanye West Produced (with a nice mention of my book).



book preorder pin giveaway

April 14, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300 Patti Lapel

If you preorder my book, you can get a FREE hard enamel pin of 12-year-old Rap Jensen that I had made, Cross Colours and all. It’s super easy to do and it’ll look better on you than it did on me.

Learn more about the photo, the book and how to get one of these pins by CLICKING HERE.


order my paperback!

March 8, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300

Despite looking like a very hip career guidance counselor, 15 years ago I was one of the top emerging rappers in the world with a million dollar recording / publishing deal at Interscope Records. Now you can find out wtf happened, in my book Kanye West Owes Me $300 (and other true stories from a white rapper who ALMOST made it big). It’s now available everywhere as a paperback, with a full new chapter and two lists added! It’s affordable and flimsy, so go ahead and order it from any of these fine retailers…


Barnes & Noble




From beefing with Tyrese to finding out that Busta Rhymes hates ham to stealing from Sisqo’s house, let my hip-hop failure become your favorite new story!