Monthly Archives: February 2017


new pin release

February 27, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We just released our Three Amigos pin, perfect to look stylish while fighting El Guapo! Pick it up now at


shirt release

February 22, 2017 / File under > Uncategorized

I collaborated with Random Supply Co. on what I believe is the greatest t-shirt of all-time. Especially if you are a freak in the morning, a freak in the evening. God Bless Adina Howard. Available in XS-XXL NOW. Pick one up here.


patti lapel sticker sets

February 21, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We’ve released our first two sticker sets, each celebrating our new political administration. You can get the Alternative Facts and Fake News packs for just $6 each (4 stickers per set) right now at


2017 Grammys opening

February 14, 2017 / File under > Writing

I’m happy to have worked, and written, with host James Corden on his opening for the 2017 Emmys.


the 2017 grammys

February 10, 2017 / File under > Writing

Tune in this Sunday to watch the 59th annual Grammy Awards. I think you’ll know what I wrote.



February 10, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

Nothing says love like carving your partner’s name into your stomach (and fingering them on a roller-coaster). Pick up this pin, NICOLE 4 EVA, right now at


Valentine’s Day Pin

February 5, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We released our special 2017 Valentine’s Day pin, inspired by one of the greatest comedies ever made, Defending Your Life. Pick one up and give it to the love of your life, or afterlife, at


Terribly Funny podcast

February 5, 2017 / File under > Podcast

I sat down with Steve Basilone for his Terribly Funny podcast and talked about death, divorce and dives. I made up the dives part.

To listen, click HERE.