Back in January, when Paramount Pictures announced the official greenlight for a Ghostbusters reboot with an all-female cast, it seemed to piss off a whole lot of idiot men. Some guys just couldn’t wrap their tiny, little brains around the idea that a movie they held dear with such childhood nostalgia could be changing (a.k.a. evolving) so drastically. When the brilliant casting choices of Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, and Leslie Jones were announced, you’d think someone told these meninists that someone was peeling the decal of Calvin pissing on a Prius logo right of their trucks. As if the Real Ghostbusters cartoon or Bobby Brown’s cameo in Ghostbusters 2 didn’t already tarnish the comedic genius of the original movie.
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I will be at the annual SXSW Hipster & BBQ Festival supporting young alien Nova Rockafeller. Come check out her new show (with band) and tell me to fuck my dreams in person.
I attempted to teach Nicole Richie how to watch sports on the newest episode of Candidly Nicole. I failed.
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I was a guest on The Jay & Tony Show podcast and I talk mostly about my teenage years as a white rapper. And hand jobs.
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I wrote and produced this sketch for FunnyOrDie featuring Weird Al Yankovic, Aimee Man, Tim Heidecker, Thomas Lennon, Brett Gelman, Drew Droege and more.
I was a writer, performer and produced this sketch for FunnyOrDie. Someone famous dies in it.
When Shia LaBeouf opened his own performance art exhibit in Los Angeles, I rented out the space next door and completely mimicked the same exact set-up, except with actor Jerry O’ Connell waiting for gallery patrons at the end. In the end, we got more press coverage than Shia and actually stole people from his line. FunnyOrDie produced it with me, allowing an idiot to fulfill his dumb idea.
I recently put together a Live Read That Shouldn’t Happen with my pal Sean O’Connor for the classic Teen Wolf movie script. We enlisted the help of Kumail Nanjiani, Jonah Ray, Pete Wentz, Lauren Lapkus, Lil Dicky, Owen Burke, Pat Healy, Angela Trimbur and many others. FunnyOrDie was there to chronicle history in the making.
Catch me this season playing “Jensen the Apple Genius” on the new show “Barely Famous” with Erin and Sarah Foster on VH1 airing Wednesday nights at 9:30PM and 11:30 PM.
I produced, wrote on and appear in this life-changing web series, “The ArScheerio Paul Show,” starring Paul Scheer and featuring Seth Rogen, Will Arnett, Rob Huebel, Max Greenfield, Adam Pally, Jordan Peele, Jack MacBrayer and many more.
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