shirt release

February 22, 2017 / File under > Uncategorized

I collaborated with Random Supply Co. on what I believe is the greatest t-shirt of all-time. Especially if you are a freak in the morning, a freak in the evening. God Bless Adina Howard. Available in XS-XXL NOW. Pick one up here.


patti lapel sticker sets

February 21, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We’ve released our first two sticker sets, each celebrating our new political administration. You can get the Alternative Facts and Fake News packs for just $6 each (4 stickers per set) right now at


2017 Grammys opening

February 14, 2017 / File under > Writing

I’m happy to have worked, and written, with host James Corden on his opening for the 2017 Emmys.


the 2017 grammys

February 10, 2017 / File under > Writing

Tune in this Sunday to watch the 59th annual Grammy Awards. I think you’ll know what I wrote.



February 10, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

Nothing says love like carving your partner’s name into your stomach (and fingering them on a roller-coaster). Pick up this pin, NICOLE 4 EVA, right now at


Valentine’s Day Pin

February 5, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We released our special 2017 Valentine’s Day pin, inspired by one of the greatest comedies ever made, Defending Your Life. Pick one up and give it to the love of your life, or afterlife, at


Terribly Funny podcast

February 5, 2017 / File under > Podcast

I sat down with Steve Basilone for his Terribly Funny podcast and talked about death, divorce and dives. I made up the dives part.

To listen, click HERE.


new pin release

January 24, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We released the 5th version of our Please Rewind pin, now celebrating the most underrated sequel of all-time. It’s a limited edition of 200, and available NOW at


This feels terrible

January 17, 2017 / File under > Podcast

I sat down with Erin McGathy for her podcast “This Feels Terrible,” to talk about life philosophies, break-ups and my book. It’s actually a lot like going to therapy with me

To listen, click HERE.


A.V. Club book review!

January 12, 2017 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300

When I was in my early 20s, one of my favorite writers, Nathan Rabin, reviewed my CD and, for the right reasons, trashed it. 15 years later, he read my book and learned more about my musical journey and the story underneath it all for the A.V. Club and a circle of life occurred that I only could’ve dreamed of when I first read his opinion as a kid.

To read the review, click HERE.