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new get up on this

March 22, 2016 / File under > Podcast

Tim Baltz, of the new Seeso show Bajillion Dollar Properties, visits the show to talk about basketball, producer/rapper Sap, Elfquest and straight brim hats. What’s up, dumbbells?

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bring the rock

March 17, 2016 / File under > Music

I’ll be performing in Greg Behrendt’s show Bring The Rock, THIS FRIDAY, March 18th at Largo. The 8:30 show will also feature Bill Burr, Beth Stelling, Moshe Kasher and Electrik Snoflake, a full band that will perform a Hot Karl song. I’ll also be reading a chapter from my book for the first time ever.

BUY TICKETS HERE

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most dramatic podcast #11

March 15, 2016 / File under > Podcast

We’ve come to the end, friends. Melissa & I sit down to watch The Bachelor finale and discuss his life-changing decision (and by life-changing I mean they’ll date for a year). My mother is also having a weird time in Florida. See you next season, unless we find true meaning in our lives.

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cuyler smith’s trading cards

March 12, 2016 / File under > Gallery

At Gallery1988, we just opened Cuyler Smith’s Trading Cards, one of my favorite shows in our 13-year history. Each fictitious athlete trading card is only $15, limited 80 and printed on both sides.

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE SHOW AND PURCHASE

9 - Gordon Bombay

38 - Ricky Vaughn

34 - Shooter Mcgavin

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NEW PIN RELEASE

March 11, 2016 / File under > Patti Lapel

We’ve released our newest pin, Leon Kompowsky, the perfect accessory for singing a weird version of Happy Birthday and claiming to be Michael Jackson. Only $10 and very limited. You can pick one up at PattiLapel.com right now!

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new get up on this

March 10, 2016 / File under > Podcast

We sit down with comedian and host of this year’s AVN Awards, Kate Quigley, to talk about working at Playboy TV, rapper Bones, Secret Wars and possibly the best game in our show’s history, Relative of Bernie Sanders or a Jewish Name I Just Made Up.

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Most dramatic podcast #10

March 8, 2016 / File under > Podcast

We take on the Women Tell All episode and realize ben may just be the best guy ever. Melissa also desecrates the good name of Regis Philbin and my mom talks for a long time after saying good-bye.

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order my paperback!

March 8, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300

Despite looking like a very hip career guidance counselor, 15 years ago I was one of the top emerging rappers in the world with a million dollar recording / publishing deal at Interscope Records. Now you can find out wtf happened, in my book Kanye West Owes Me $300 (and other true stories from a white rapper who ALMOST made it big). It’s now available everywhere as a paperback, with a full new chapter and two lists added! It’s affordable and flimsy, so go ahead and order it from any of these fine retailers…

Amazon

Barnes & Noble

IndieBound

iBook

Google

From beefing with Tyrese to finding out that Busta Rhymes hates ham to stealing from Sisqo’s house, let my hip-hop failure become your favorite new story!

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The dirty sports podcast

March 8, 2016 / File under > Podcast

I went on the very fun Dirty Sports podcast to talk in depth about my book, basketball and how I ate sushi with Peyton Manning.

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1st patti lapel patch

March 8, 2016 / File under > Patti Lapel

We’ve released our very 1st patch at PattiLapel.com and it pays tribute to our favorite theme park. Only $7 and 100 made in total. Life will find a way.