Valentine’s Day Pin

February 5, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We released our special 2017 Valentine’s Day pin, inspired by one of the greatest comedies ever made, Defending Your Life. Pick one up and give it to the love of your life, or afterlife, at


Terribly Funny podcast

February 5, 2017 / File under > Podcast

I sat down with Steve Basilone for his Terribly Funny podcast and talked about death, divorce and dives. I made up the dives part.

To listen, click HERE.


new pin release

January 24, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We released the 5th version of our Please Rewind pin, now celebrating the most underrated sequel of all-time. It’s a limited edition of 200, and available NOW at


This feels terrible

January 17, 2017 / File under > Podcast

I sat down with Erin McGathy for her podcast “This Feels Terrible,” to talk about life philosophies, break-ups and my book. It’s actually a lot like going to therapy with me

To listen, click HERE.


A.V. Club book review!

January 12, 2017 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300

When I was in my early 20s, one of my favorite writers, Nathan Rabin, reviewed my CD and, for the right reasons, trashed it. 15 years later, he read my book and learned more about my musical journey and the story underneath it all for the A.V. Club and a circle of life occurred that I only could’ve dreamed of when I first read his opinion as a kid.

To read the review, click HERE.



January 12, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We released a new pin today celebrating the original Wall. Limited edition, so go to and drop the chip immediately.



January 5, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We’re making pins to celebrate the movie quotes that annoying people say all the time. And this is the first one. Pick up the first installment in our “Most Important Quotes in the History of Film” collection at


Another new freestyle

December 30, 2016 / File under > Video

As I get ready for Drop The Mic on TBS in 2017, I’ve started recording freestyles and posting them. Not necessarily just for you, mostly for me, but also for you. Enjoy me killing Fat Joe’s All The Way Up beat.


new freestyle

December 28, 2016 / File under > Video

I like this Phresher song so much, I had to kill it myself. 37-years old and back in this shit like those little Nintendos.


My top 10 movies of 2016

December 27, 2016 / File under > Writing

I wrote about my top 10 favorite films of 2016 for The Hundreds, an idea that no one else has done on the Internet.

To read, click HERE.