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order my book!

March 8, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300
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Despite looking like a very hip career guidance counselor, 15 years ago I was one of the top emerging rappers in the world with a million dollar recording / publishing deal at Interscope Records. Now you can find out wtf happened, in my book Kanye West Owes Me $300 (and other true stories from a white rapper who ALMOST made it big). It’s available everywhere books are sold (also as an eBook or audio book), so go ahead and order it from any of these fine retailers…

Amazon

Barnes & Noble

IndieBound

iBook

Google

From beefing with Tyrese to finding out that Busta Rhymes hates ham to stealing from Sisqo’s house, let my hip-hop failure become your favorite new story!

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That one song

December 5, 2016 / File under > Podcast
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I went on Missy Modell’s That One Song podcast and talked about how Gravediggaz “Diary of Mad Man” changed my life.

To listen, click HERE.

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NEW DROP THE MIC!

November 24, 2016 / File under > Drop The Mic

It’s an official beatdown as James Corden goes toe to toe with Olympic legend Usain Bolt, and I made him say “Cool Runnings.”

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Rappers who’ve improved

November 24, 2016 / File under > Writing
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It doesn’t happen much, but some rappers just get better over time. I wrote about 5 of them for The Hundreds.

To read, click HERE.

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NEW THANKSGIVING PIN

November 17, 2016 / File under > Patti Lapel
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HEY BUDDY! We released our 2016 Thanksgiving pin over at PattiLapel.com and it looks delicious. Pick one up for your holiday dinner table.

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Air Buds podcast

November 8, 2016 / File under > Podcast
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I was the inaugural guest on the NBA podcast Air Buds and I mention former LA Clipper Matt Fish.

To listen, click HERE.

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new pin release!

November 8, 2016 / File under > Patti Lapel
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For those moments where you might not be totally confident, we released a new pin you can buy right now at PattiLapel.com.

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New pin release!

November 8, 2016 / File under > Patti Lapel
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He hates those cans! We released a Navin Johnson pin and you should own it. Now available at PattiLapel.com.

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Interview with rare

November 8, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300
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I spoke with the people at Rare about the weird marriage between rap and comedy that I’ve found myself bonded in.

To read, click HERE.

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New pin release

October 26, 2016 / File under > Patti Lapel
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Today, although he’s not an accredited zoologist, we still released a Brian Fellow pin at PattiLapel.com. Pick it up NOW!

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Alison Rosen is Your Best Friend Again

October 23, 2016 / File under > Podcast
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I once again sat in the podcast jacuzzi to talk to Alison Rosen and friends about being stuck on Jurassic Park the Ride and many other things.

To listen CLICK HERE.