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DROP THE MIC HOSTS ANNOUNCED!

March 16, 2017 / File under > Drop The Mic

So happy to announce the hosts of the Drop The Mic, a show I created and am executive producing! My two favorite rappers, Method Man and Hailey Baldwin, will be taking the stage on TBS very soon. BEEF SEASON IS UPON US.

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order my paperback!

March 8, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300

Despite looking like a very hip career guidance counselor, 15 years ago I was one of the top emerging rappers in the world with a million dollar recording / publishing deal at Interscope Records. Now you can find out wtf happened, in my book Kanye West Owes Me $300 (and other true stories from a white rapper who ALMOST made it big). It’s now available everywhere as a paperback, with a full new chapter and two lists added! It’s affordable and flimsy, so go ahead and order it from any of these fine retailers…

Amazon

Barnes & Noble

IndieBound

iBook

Google

From beefing with Tyrese to finding out that Busta Rhymes hates ham to stealing from Sisqo’s house, let my hip-hop failure become your favorite new story!

MY OXFORD SPEECH

May 24, 2017 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300
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Still can’t believe I got to speak at the actual Oxford Union arguing that Kanye West is more relevant than William Shakespeare. So happy others get to see it now.

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NEW PIN RELEASES!

May 24, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We’ve released two new pins at Patti Lapel! Show your love for both Home Improvement and Bad Boys II by picking them up!! Just go to PattiLapel.com now.

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oxford union!

May 11, 2017 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300

I spoke at the Oxford Union debates (no, for real). Keep an eye out for the video, which should be posted in the next few weeks, where I argue that Kanye West is more relevant than Shakespeare. I’m posh af.

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Rebecca Black on Get up on this

May 11, 2017 / File under > Podcast

Rebecca Black stopped by Get Up On This and quickly became one of our favorite guests of all-time. I highly recommend listening to this little trooper who turned into quite an impressive woman.

To listen, CLICK HERE.

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Crybabies podcast

May 11, 2017 / File under > Podcast

I guested on one of my favorite podcasts, Crybabies, to talk about the things that make me cry and how my mother raised me as the Manchurian Candidate for sensitivity.

To listen, CLICK HERE.

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WRESLTER PIN COLLECTION

May 11, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We’ve added Joey Ryan to our official Patti Lapel wrestler pin collection! Pick up one of these and show you’re a real fan at PattiLapel.com.

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DAS BOOTLEG COLLAB!

May 11, 2017 / File under > Uncategorized

I worked with Das Bootleg to make this special t-shirt depicting Shaquille O’Neal eating popcorn on the bench (originally seen in The Onion). Just use the code GETUP to pick one up, because they’re beautiful. CLICK HERE TO BUY.

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new pin release

April 28, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We released our newest pin, a tribute to Lt. Frank Drebin and Naked Gun. Available now at PattiLapel.com in limited quantities.

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NEW LATE LATE SHOW DROP THE MIC!

April 18, 2017 / File under > Drop The Mic

Drop The Mic returns to The Late Late Show, with James Corden and Riz Ahmed going head to head. I can say with confidence, this is the best rap battle ever aired on network television. I wrote this with Adam “Rone” Ferrone, with a cameo and a helping hand from Heems. Enjoy.

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gallery1988 expansion

April 13, 2017 / File under > Gallery

We’ve expanded out our gallery at 7308 Melrose Ave. in Los Angeles by taking over the next door space and completely re-doing our storefront with the help of The Wolf Counsel. Swing by when you’re in the area and check out amazing pop culture art, now approaching 15 years on Melrose!