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order my paperback!

March 8, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300

Despite looking like a very hip career guidance counselor, 15 years ago I was one of the top emerging rappers in the world with a million dollar recording / publishing deal at Interscope Records. Now you can find out wtf happened, in my book Kanye West Owes Me $300 (and other true stories from a white rapper who ALMOST made it big). It’s now available everywhere as a paperback, with a full new chapter and two lists added! It’s affordable and flimsy, so go ahead and order it from any of these fine retailers…

Amazon

Barnes & Noble

IndieBound

iBook

Google

From beefing with Tyrese to finding out that Busta Rhymes hates ham to stealing from Sisqo’s house, let my hip-hop failure become your favorite new story!

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Gallery1988 holiday sale

November 24, 2017 / File under > Gallery

Our annual 30% OFF sale has begun at Gallery1988. Get huge discounts on most of our inventory (very few exceptions apply). Just use the code SALE2017 on our site, gallery1988.com. This will run through the end of the year…

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patti lapel Holiday pins 2017

November 24, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We JUST released our new Holiday Pins, ready for the most wonderful time of the year. Pick them all up at PattiLapel.com NOW.

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new pin at patti lapel

November 24, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We just released a new pin, “Material Girl,” designed by Sara M. Lyons at PattiLapel.com. Pick one up!