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DROP THE MIC DEBUTS MAY 2ND ON TBS!

March 16, 2017 / File under > Drop The Mic

So happy to announce the hosts of the Drop The Mic, a show I created and am executive producing! My two favorite rappers, Method Man and Hailey Baldwin, will be taking the stage, May 2nd on TBS. BEEF SEASON IS UPON US.

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order my book!

March 8, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300

Despite looking like a very hip career guidance counselor, 15 years ago I was one of the top emerging rappers in the world with a million dollar recording / publishing deal at Interscope Records. Now you can find out wtf happened, in my book Kanye West Owes Me $300 (and other true stories from a white rapper who ALMOST made it big). It’s available everywhere books are sold (also as an eBook or audio book), so go ahead and order it from any of these fine retailers…

Amazon

Barnes & Noble

IndieBound

iBook

Google

From beefing with Tyrese to finding out that Busta Rhymes hates ham to stealing from Sisqo’s house, let my hip-hop failure become your favorite new story!

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NEW PIN RELEASE

March 17, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We’ve released our newest pin at Patti Lapel, a tribute to our favorite virgin, Kenny Fisher from Can’t Hardly Wait. Available now for just $10, and designed by Sara M. Lyons, get it at PattiLapel.com now.

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NEW PIN RELEASE!

March 16, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

To celebrate the life of the best boss ever, we’ve released this new Lomax pin, now available at PattiLapel.com. If you play some Reggae music, it makes him dance (it doesn’t).

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new pin release

March 9, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We’ve produced quite a pair of Coming to America pins over at PattiLapel.com. When you think of garbage, think of Akeem.

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#Blessed

March 6, 2017 / File under > Video

You can now watch ALL of the #Blessed shorts that Molly Hawkey and I made together on YouTube! That seems easy. They were all so fun.

To watch, click HERE.

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new pin release

February 27, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We just released our Three Amigos pin, perfect to look stylish while fighting El Guapo! Pick it up now at PattiLapel.com.

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shirt release

February 22, 2017 / File under > Uncategorized

I collaborated with Random Supply Co. on what I believe is the greatest t-shirt of all-time. Especially if you are a freak in the morning, a freak in the evening. God Bless Adina Howard. Available in XS-XXL NOW. Pick one up here.

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patti lapel sticker sets

February 21, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We’ve released our first two sticker sets, each celebrating our new political administration. You can get the Alternative Facts and Fake News packs for just $6 each (4 stickers per set) right now at PattiLapel.com.

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2017 Grammys opening

February 14, 2017 / File under > Writing

I’m happy to have worked, and written, with host James Corden on his opening for the 2017 Emmys.

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the 2017 grammys

February 10, 2017 / File under > Writing

Tune in this Sunday to watch the 59th annual Grammy Awards. I think you’ll know what I wrote.