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order my book!

March 8, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300
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Despite looking like a very hip career guidance counselor, 15 years ago I was one of the top emerging rappers in the world with a million dollar recording / publishing deal at Interscope Records. Now you can find out wtf happened, in my book Kanye West Owes Me $300 (and other true stories from a white rapper who ALMOST made it big). It’s available everywhere books are sold (also as an eBook or audio book), so go ahead and order it from any of these fine retailers…

Amazon

Barnes & Noble

IndieBound

iBook

Google

From beefing with Tyrese to finding out that Busta Rhymes hates ham to stealing from Sisqo’s house, let my hip-hop failure become your favorite new story!

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This feels terrible

January 17, 2017 / File under > Podcast
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I sat down with Erin McGathy for her podcast “This Feels Terrible,” to talk about life philosophies, break-ups and my book. It’s actually a lot like going to therapy with me

To listen, click HERE.

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A.V. Club book review!

January 12, 2017 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300
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When I was in my early 20s, one of my favorite writers, Nathan Rabin, reviewed my CD and, for the right reasons, trashed it. 15 years later, he read my book and learned more about my musical journey and the story underneath it all for the A.V. Club and a circle of life occurred that I only could’ve dreamed of when I first read his opinion as a kid.

To read the review, click HERE.

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NEW PIN RELEASE!

January 12, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel
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We released a new pin today celebrating the original Wall. Limited edition, so go to PattiLapel.com and drop the chip immediately.

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NEW PIN RELEASE

January 5, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel
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We’re making pins to celebrate the movie quotes that annoying people say all the time. And this is the first one. Pick up the first installment in our “Most Important Quotes in the History of Film” collection at PattiLapel.com.

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Another new freestyle

December 30, 2016 / File under > Video

As I get ready for Drop The Mic on TBS in 2017, I’ve started recording freestyles and posting them. Not necessarily just for you, mostly for me, but also for you. Enjoy me killing Fat Joe’s All The Way Up beat.

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new freestyle

December 28, 2016 / File under > Video

I like this Phresher song so much, I had to kill it myself. 37-years old and back in this shit like those little Nintendos.

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My top 10 movies of 2016

December 27, 2016 / File under > Writing
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I wrote about my top 10 favorite films of 2016 for The Hundreds, an idea that no one else has done on the Internet.

To read, click HERE.

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RIGGLE’S PICKS APPEARANCE

December 27, 2016 / File under > Uncategorized Video

I once again appeared on Riggle’s Picks for NFL on FOX, this time as an angel homeless man.

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NEW HUNDREDS ARTICLE

December 27, 2016 / File under > Writing
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To celebrate Chanukah, I asked my favorite creative Jewish friends what they do on Christmas Day, and what was supposed to be a fluff piece, became fucking terrifying. Spoiler alert: everyone said the same thing and we need to discuss that. Hear the plans of Lil Dicky, Shiri Appleby, Adam Pally, Lisa Schwartz, Ingrid Haas, Colt Cabana, and many others.

To read, click HERE.

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NEW CHRISTMAS PIN

December 27, 2016 / File under > Patti Lapel
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We released a special 2016 Christmas pin entitled, “Sinbad All The Way.” Tis the season for obscure enamel!

To buy, click HERE.