Despite looking like a very hip career guidance counselor, 15 years ago I was one of the top emerging rappers in the world with a million dollar recording / publishing deal at Interscope Records. Now you can find out wtf happened, in my book Kanye West Owes Me $300 (and other true stories from a white rapper who ALMOST made it big). It’s available everywhere books are sold (also as an eBook or audio book), so go ahead and order it from any of these fine retailers…
The first episode of Motherly Love (an advice podcast) is now online and available to download or stream. I sit down with my mom and we get to two listeners’ problems and she basically solves everything (kind of). We also hear some crazy stories about her time as a flight attendant.
Today we released the two final fictitious jersey pins in our collection with artist Nate Duval. LACES OUT! In addition to this tribute to Ace Ventura, we also have the Bill Murray Space Jam pin, each just $10 and now available at PattiLapel.com.
I’m happy to announce a brand new show, Motherly Love, an advice podcast where I will sit down with my mom and answer YOUR relationship questions. It’s going to be bonkers. You can subscribe via iTunes or Soundcloud and hear our intro episode. You can email us questions about your currently relationship status at MotherlyLovePodcast@gmail.com. It’s time we all grow up.
Melissa and I sat down to close out not only JoJo’s Bachelorette season, but also the podcast, as they’ve come to their senses and decided their time might be too precious. We also talk to my mom, and she announces a brand new podcast. Thanks for listening to us over the past few seasons!
This coming Thursday, August 18th, I’ll be signing copies of my book, and answering questions (except THAT ONE) from 7-9 PM at G1988 (West), 7308 Melrose Ave. We will have books available for purchase, or you can just bring your copy. Would love to see you there!
So excited to be bringing Drop The Mic to TBS starting in 2017! They ordered 16 episodes and I’ll be EP’ing the show alongside James Corden and Ben Winston. Small note: we need 64 celebrities to rap. There aren’t 64 celebrities in the world. Anyway, NO ONE IS SAFE. Get ready.
To celebrate the inventors of Post-Its, we released this new set over at PattiLapel.com. Designed by Sara M. Lyons, they also sparkle! Just $18 and limited edition. Pick them up!!
My memoir, published by Crown and chronicling the million dollar Interscope record deal I stumbled on in my early 20’s, is NOW AVAILABLE in hardcover, eBook and audio book. You can order it now at the links below.
Written & directed by Jensen Karp, Rudy & Des is a short documentary following two best friends who have a common bond in their love for pro wrestling, despite the fact that Des is completely blind and Rudy must announce every move and participant loudly for them to enjoy live events together. Their connection goes beyond body slams and piledrivers and helps define what friendship truly can be.