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order my book!

March 8, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300
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Despite looking like a very hip career guidance counselor, 15 years ago I was one of the top emerging rappers in the world with a million dollar recording / publishing deal at Interscope Records. Now you can find out wtf happened, in my book Kanye West Owes Me $300 (and other true stories from a white rapper who ALMOST made it big). It’s available everywhere books are sold (also as an eBook or audio book), so go ahead and order it from any of these fine retailers…

Amazon

Barnes & Noble

IndieBound

iBook

Google

From beefing with Tyrese to finding out that Busta Rhymes hates ham to stealing from Sisqo’s house, let my hip-hop failure become your favorite new story!

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new pin release

August 23, 2016 / File under > Patti Lapel
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We just released our newest Patti Lapel pin and it may be one of my favorites so far. Come on down and spin 100 on The Big Wheel, available for just $10. Pick it up at PattiLapel.com.

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Motherly Love episode 1

August 23, 2016 / File under > Motherly Love
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The first episode of Motherly Love (an advice podcast) is now online and available to download or stream. I sit down with my mom and we get to two listeners’ problems and she basically solves everything (kind of). We also hear some crazy stories about her time as a flight attendant.

CLICK HERE FOR SOUNDCLOUD

CLICK HERE FOR ITUNES

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New pin releases!

August 18, 2016 / File under > Patti Lapel
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Today we released the two final fictitious jersey pins in our collection with artist Nate Duval. LACES OUT! In addition to this tribute to Ace Ventura, we also have the Bill Murray Space Jam pin, each just $10 and now available at PattiLapel.com.

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Motherly Love (advice) podcast announced!

August 16, 2016 / File under > Motherly Love
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I’m happy to announce a brand new show, Motherly Love, an advice podcast where I will sit down with my mom and answer YOUR relationship questions. It’s going to be bonkers. You can subscribe via iTunes or Soundcloud and hear our intro episode. You can email us questions about your currently relationship status at MotherlyLovePodcast@gmail.com. It’s time we all grow up.

CLICK HERE FOR iTUNES
CLICK HERE FOR SOUNDCLOUD

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Final Most Dramatic Podcast

August 16, 2016 / File under > Podcast
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Melissa and I sat down to close out not only JoJo’s Bachelorette season, but also the podcast, as they’ve come to their senses and decided their time might be too precious. We also talk to my mom, and she announces a brand new podcast. Thanks for listening to us over the past few seasons!

LISTEN ONE LAST TIME HERE

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new pin release

August 16, 2016 / File under > Patti Lapel
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Today we released the newest pin over at PattiLapel.com, a tribute to Lt. Winslow (and technically Sgt. Powell). Just $10 because family matters. Pick one up!

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LA book signing thursday!

August 15, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300
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This coming Thursday, August 18th, I’ll be signing copies of my book, and answering questions (except THAT ONE) from 7-9 PM at G1988 (West), 7308 Melrose Ave. We will have books available for purchase, or you can just bring your copy. Would love to see you there!

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Drop the mic to TBS!

August 12, 2016 / File under > Drop The Mic
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So excited to be bringing Drop The Mic to TBS starting in 2017! They ordered 16 episodes and I’ll be EP’ing the show alongside James Corden and Ben Winston. Small note: we need 64 celebrities to rap. There aren’t 64 celebrities in the world. Anyway, NO ONE IS SAFE. Get ready.

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new pin release

August 9, 2016 / File under > Patti Lapel
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To celebrate the inventors of Post-Its, we released this new set over at PattiLapel.com. Designed by Sara M. Lyons, they also sparkle! Just $18 and limited edition. Pick them up!!

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new pin release!

August 3, 2016 / File under > Patti Lapel
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We’ve released our newest pin, a Zima bottle with REAL GLITTER! Just $10 and ready to get you wasted. Pick it up at PattiLapel.com right now!