order my paperback!

March 8, 2016 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300

Despite looking like a very hip career guidance counselor, 15 years ago I was one of the top emerging rappers in the world with a million dollar recording / publishing deal at Interscope Records. Now you can find out wtf happened, in my book Kanye West Owes Me $300 (and other true stories from a white rapper who ALMOST made it big). It’s now available everywhere as a paperback, with a full new chapter and two lists added! It’s affordable and flimsy, so go ahead and order it from any of these fine retailers…


Barnes & Noble




From beefing with Tyrese to finding out that Busta Rhymes hates ham to stealing from Sisqo’s house, let my hip-hop failure become your favorite new story!


All Fantasy Everything

September 7, 2017 / File under > Podcast

I was a guest on Ian Karmel’s great All Fantasy Everything podcast, and we drafted one word movies. I went with a real theme.


The burbs live read

September 4, 2017 / File under > Live Read

Join me on Sept 10th, at 7:30 PM, at UCB Franklin for the newest Live Read show! We’ll be reading the script of my favorite movie, The ‘Burbs, with Veep’s Timothy Simons as Tom Hanks. He’ll be surrounded by a surprise cast and it’ll be fun. CLICK HERE for tickets.

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July 22, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We released a slew of new pins at Patti Lapel and they’re all pretty special. Check them and visit now to pick some up…


2017 ESPYs

July 22, 2017 / File under > Writing

Thrilled to have written again on this year’s ESPYs with host Peyton Manning! Check out his perfect monologue, that is mostly perfect because he practiced it 120 times.


She’s The Man Live Read

July 22, 2017 / File under > Live Read

Brought back the Live Read show to UCB for some time with an early script of She’s The Man. The cast included Lauren Lapkus as Amanda Bynes, Paul Scheer, Danielle Fishel, Drew Tarver, Rebecca Black, Brian Logan Dales and many more. Keep your eyes open for the next Live Read on August 10th to pop up on the UCB website. They sell out fast!


a special motherly love

June 27, 2017 / File under > Podcast

On a new episode of Motherly Love, I sit down with my mom to talk about her experience with rape and why she waited 40+ years to come forward. It’s a very important episode to me, and a glimpse into the questions people always have for rape victims.

To listen, click HERE.


Jennifer hudson drop the mic!

June 20, 2017 / File under > Drop The Mic
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The Late Late Show travelled to London for a week of shows, and James squared off against Jennifer Hudson in a bit of Drop The Mic. I wrote James, Eliza Skinner took on JHud and battler Shuffle T was our overseas coach. Enjoy!


NEW PIN (and patch) releases!

June 20, 2017 / File under > Patti Lapel

We’ve released a slew of greta pins (and a patch) over at Check it all out for me.



May 26, 2017 / File under > Writing

I’ve set up a monthly newsletter to let you all know of 3 things I’m currently digging. Should be a fun experience. You can sign up by CLICKING HERE.


May 24, 2017 / File under > Kanye West Owes Me $300
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Still can’t believe I got to speak at the actual Oxford Union arguing that Kanye West is more relevant than William Shakespeare. So happy others get to see it now.

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